One mess a day, for seven days

Every day there's a new photo of something disgusting in Jacob's flat. You get six guesses to name it. Type whatever you think it is — spelling doesn't have to be perfect, and French works too.

The photo starts absurdly zoomed in. Every two guesses it pulls back a little, until you're looking at the whole sorry scene.

Points

The faster you name it, the more you score.

• 1st guess6
• 2nd5
• 3rd4
• 4th3
• 5th2
• 6th1
• Never got it0

⭐ The star

Each day hides a second detail — the brand, the flavour, how it got there. Mention it and you bank a star.

A star is +1 point, which is worth exactly one guess of speed. Two things worth knowing:

It counts even on a guess that was wrong — so throw the detail in early. And it counts even on a day you never solve, which is the only way to score without getting the answer.

Stars pile up under your name all week.

Which words actually count was decided by one man, at night, squinting at his own filth. The list is complete bullshit and he knows it. Take it up with management.

The stakes

49 points are on the table.
Whoever ends the week on top is the Filth King.

Everyone else has to live with it.

Forty-nine is the most anyone can score. Unless…